When Darius Slightlump defecates he defecates a strange shape. This strange shape takes the form of a tiny teddy bear with a smiling face. Having completed his ablutions and arising from the toilet seat the smiling teddy bear poo then follows on behind Darius. Wherever he goes it goes too and always in his wake. Up hill and down dale the smiling teddy bear poo follows. Into shopping halls and even the library.The only problem is when it rains.
15.5.09
Defeacting Darius
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
haha this reads like a childrens story, but also something that is so bizarre and funny.
Whuahaaha,:O)
Post a Comment